She has my location.
- 8 oz Heavy Blend fleece
- Brushed soft on the inside
- Relaxed fit, true to size
- Made to order · tracked shipping

Built to outlast the trend.
| Seen Zoned | The other guys | |
|---|---|---|
| 8 oz Heavy Blend fleece | ✓ | ✕ |
| Print that won't crack or peel | ✓ | ✕ |
| A line that actually lands | ✓ | ✕ |
| The statement big on the back | ✓ | ✕ |
| Printed to order | ✓ | ✕ |
| Cracked vinyl that peels off | ✕ | ✓ |
| Tries way too hard | ✕ | ✓ |
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Chest = armpit to armpit, laid flat. Length = high shoulder to hem. Allow ±1 in — each piece is made to order.
One clean line, printed big across the back — so the shirt does the talking the moment you've gone quiet. No five-word pile-ups, no trying too hard. Just a read receipt you can wear.
The fine print
Will it fit?
Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend — relaxed cut, true to size with a roomy drop. Chest laid flat: S 20", M 22", L 24", XL 26", 2XL 28", 3XL 30". Want it slimmer? Size down one.
When does it land?
Made to order. Canada: allow 2–7 business days to print, then 10–30 business days for shipping. US: allow about 24 hours for order approval, then 2–4 business days to print and 3–5 business days for shipping. Estimates vary by product and destination; holidays and customs can add time. Tracking hits your inbox.
How do I wash it?
Cold, inside out, tumble dry low. The statement won't crack or peel.
What if it's not it?
30 days. Wrong, damaged, or you changed your mind — message us and we'll sort it. No double-texting required.
