Flirt in paragraphs. Panic in person.
Statement tees for the chronically left on read. The lines your thumbs typed and your courage deleted, now on classic soft cotton. Say less. Wear more.
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Shipping
Made to order, then it ships: about 2 to 4 business days to print, 3 to 5 to arrive. You get tracking. We don't ghost packages.
Sizing
Tees and hoodies run unisex S to 3XL, true to size. The women's crops run XS to 2XL — each product page has the exact size guide.
Returns
Not it? You've got 30 days. Wrong, damaged, or you just changed your mind — message us and we'll sort it out. No read receipts required.
Colors
Up to nine colorways depending on the style. Light shirts get the blue print, dark shirts get cream, so the line is never invisible.
Care
Inside out, cold wash, hang dry. The print should outlast the situationship.
Where else
Here, or on Etsy as ShopSeenZoned. Same shirts, same lines. Your call.
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Don't get
left on read.
First dibs on every drop, the occasional discount, zero clinginess. We won't double text.