She has my location.
- 5.3 oz classic midweight cotton
- Built for everyday rotation
- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Made to order · tracked shipping
Built to outlast the trend.
| Seen Zoned | The other guys | |
|---|---|---|
| Classic 5.3 oz cotton | ✓ | ✕ |
| Print that won't crack or peel | ✓ | ✕ |
| A line that actually lands | ✓ | ✕ |
| The statement big on the back | ✓ | ✕ |
| Printed to order | ✓ | ✕ |
| Cracked vinyl that peels off | ✕ | ✓ |
| Tries way too hard | ✕ | ✓ |
Size guide
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Chest = armpit to armpit, laid flat. Length = high shoulder to hem. Allow ±1 in — each piece is made to order.
One clean line, printed big across the back — so the shirt does the talking the moment you've gone quiet. No five-word pile-ups, no trying too hard. Just a read receipt you can wear.
The fine print
Will it fit?
Gildan 5000 — classic unisex fit, true to size, 5.3 oz preshrunk cotton. Chest laid flat: S 18", M 20", L 22", XL 24", 2XL 26", 3XL 28". Want it oversized? Size up one.
When does it land?
Made to order. Canada: allow 2–7 business days to print, then 10–30 business days for shipping. US: allow about 24 hours for order approval, then 2–4 business days to print and 3–5 business days for shipping. Estimates vary by product and destination; holidays and customs can add time. Tracking hits your inbox.
How do I wash it?
Cold, inside out, tumble dry low. The statement won't crack or peel.
What if it's not it?
30 days. Wrong, damaged, or you changed your mind — message us and we'll sort it. No double-texting required.